Whale Tales


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megagirl:

it’s spherical

SPHERICAL

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  • tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
  • tourist: oh you think your clever???
  • new yorker: what
  • tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
  • new yorker: oh... oh god i'm so sor
  • tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
  • the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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just don’t know

went to the bank to try and figure out how i’m going to pay for a new flute. i’m worried because the payments on a loan are $100-$200 a month, and i obviously can’t pay that all off by myself. what i hope is that i can get some help from my aunt and uncle when i visit them next month. i really am crossing my fingers. my immediate family isn’t helping me with shit. or at least it seems like it. they’re too scared to do anything because they hear “loan” or “thousand” and freak the hell out.

i really, really actually need a new horn. i mean, the flute i have now is alright and has gotten me through the year, but i need something that will propel me to higher places. i wish my parents would try and lend me a hand with this. they understand that i need it, but all they can do is say, “we can’t help you,” and turn it aside.

i like being kind of financially independent. i mean, i’m not absolutely on my own…i still live here and all. but i pay for my own gas, phone bill, fun stuff, etc. but stuff like this isn’t just filling up a gas tank - something i can handle by myself. this is a serious, important endeavor that i can’t do alone. but the ones who really understand that right now are people that can’t help me too much financially, just because they’re not family.

it all just worries me, you know?

with that being said, i hope i get more hours during the summer…



thatfunnyblog:

My cousin Is six.I was talking to him the other day and i said What do you want to be when you’re older?
He looked at me and went “A Unicorn”
And I was like “Why is that?”
“So I can stab people with my head”

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tehblahmonster:

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DONE! <3

^ BUT WE HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN







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davidsreality:

Hi! I’m Doug DimmaDome, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome.

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